Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

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1.

Sometimes i wonder
if all this is happening
because i didn’t forward
that email to 10 people.

2.

Filling out a credit card
application, my friend came
upon this question: ‘what is
your source of income?’ she wrote: ‘ATM.’

3.


“Do not take life too
seriously. You will never
get out of it alive.”

4.

Some people just need
a High-Five. In the face.
With a chair.

5.

May be you should eat
some makeup so you can be
pretty on the inside too.

6.

I may look like a potato now,
but one day I’II turn into
fries and you’II want me then.

7.

The biggest lie I tell
myself is “I don’t need
to write that down,
I’II remember it.”

8.

“May the forces of
evil become confused on
the way to your house.”

9.

It’s amazing how the
world begins to change
through the eyes of a
cup of coffee.

10.

The quickest way for
a parent to get a child’s
attention is to sit down
and look comfortable.

11.

I recently asked a student where his
homework was. He replied, It’s still
in my pencil.’

12.

Life is short, Smile while
you still Have Teeth.

13.

Photographers are violent People.
First The Frame You,
Then they shoot you and then
hang you on the wall.

14.

I want someone who will look at
me the same way I look at
chocolate cake.

15.

“I never forget a
face, but in your
case, I’ll be glad to
make an exception.”

16.

Laughing is the best medicine.
But If you’re laughing for no
reason, You may need medicine.

17.

If you try to fail,
and succeed,
which have you done?

18.

When you’re alone, If you
feel lonely. obviously
you’re in bad company.

19.

Don’t confuse my personality
with my attitude. My Personality
is who I am, and my
attitude depends on who you are.

20.

If you love someone let
them go.
If they come back with
coffee it was meant to be.

21.

Friendship is like
Peeing in your pants
Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel
the warm feeling inside.

22.

“There’s no secret
about success. Did you
ever know a successful
man who didn’t tell you
about it?”

23.

Love is a two-way
street constantly
under construction.

24.

“Travelling in the
company of those we
love is home in motion.”

25.

A Good run is like
A cup of Coffee.
I’m much nicer
After I’ve had one.

26.

Some Relationship
truly inspire me
to be single

27.

“Wisdom comes form
Experience. Experience is
often a result of
Lack of wisdom”

28.

I’m not a complete idiot.
Some pieces are missing.

29.

“Retirement is wonderful.
It’s doing nothing
without worrying about
getting caught at it.”

30.

“Folks, I don’t
trust children
they’re here to replace us.”

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