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1.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

2.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

3.

“I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late, start without me.” -Tallulah Bankhead

4.

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top

5.

“A world without women would be a pain in the ass”

6.

When it feels like you’re about to go through the mattress.

7.

Intimacy is something to be cherished, not something to be afraid

8.

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa

9.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

10.

“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

11.

“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”

12.

“It’s work having a vagina. Guys don’t think that it’s work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me.”

13.

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ― Lily Tomlin

14.

“Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple – love, sex and food!” ~ Meryl Streep

15.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

16.

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

17.

Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.

18.

An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.

19.

“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.” ― Dorothy Parker

20.

I Love My Dirty Mind It Keeps Me Occupied

21.

You know, music is sex. It’s a sensual driving mode that affects people if it’s played a certain way.

22.

“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.” ~ Alec Baldwin

23.

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”

24.

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention.

25.

“I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”

26.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

27.

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

28.

“Your face would look better between my legs.”

29.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

30.

I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.

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