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Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

 

Beautiful Collections of  Funny Happy birthday wishes  Quotes, Images, Messages.

 

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I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

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I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

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Nothing can rain on your parade. Happy Birthday, friend!

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Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

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You are older than you were yesterday, but don’t worry; you are younger than you will be tomorrow. Happy birthday.

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Finally you are an adult, how about getting you drunk on your this birthday? Happy birthday, see you tonight!

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Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

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I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

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I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

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Happy birthday to the only person whose birthday I remember without the help of a Facebook notification.

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Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

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Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

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“When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

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Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

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A year has been added, a new place would also ache in your body. Happy birthday anyway!

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On your birthday, you should forget the past as it cannot be changed and forget the future because we don’t know what will happen. But what about the present? You may as well forget that too, as I didn’t get you one.

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“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”

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“Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

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One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

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Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

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“Happy birthday to my favorite former punk rocker!”

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Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.

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Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.

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It is proven that the more birthdays you have, the longer you will live. Here’s to another one for you. Happy birthday.

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Even though you will always be a little monkey to me, you have grown up, happy birthday Lil sister

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Makeup does not suit you well, how about a creamy layer of cake on your face for perfect smooth skin? Happy birthday.

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Wonderful bday to you, and be glad that you are not as old as you would be next year!

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If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

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“Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”

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It would be better for you to be above the hill than to be buried under it. Wonderful bday!

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Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!

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Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.

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You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

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May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

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Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

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I was always interested in ancient things, that must be why I love you so much. Just kidding! Happy birthday you old git.

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Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

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Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!

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It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

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Don’t get weirded out about growing older. Our age is actually the number of years the earth has been enjoying us.

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I hope you have a birthday that is as wonderful as you. Big congratulations on your big day my love, you are my soulmate.

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Birthday bombs are the most amazing feeling only when we give to someone else, someone like you! Happy birthday.

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The more birthdays you have, the harder it will be to breathe, just like having boogers! Happy birthday!

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Don’t forget to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you happy birthday today!

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Happy Birthday little Sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me.

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I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me.

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Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart.

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Happy birthday. Don’t be grumpy that you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can!

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Don’t worry about the future, I’m sure you’ll have a bright one. Don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the present, I don’t have one for you!

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There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!

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Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

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People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

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All years are gone of burps and farts now it’s time to fart more sophisticatedly. Happy birthday!

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Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.

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Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

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Happy birthday, finally you are older to me by two days and that is the reason I didn’t get you present because I won’t give, you won’t give me simple!

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I thought I would bring a celebrity along with me to your party, but then I thought of a better option, M.E.

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I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

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You make me grateful for many things, including the fact that I am not as old as you. Wishing you a very special birthday.

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“Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.”

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We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.

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[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday! I wouldn’t say you’re getting older. You’re just getting old.

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Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.

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Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.

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On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lie about your age.

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“Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!”

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I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

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“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

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You give me so much hope, knowing that someone can live as long as you are truly amazing. Happy birthday.

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Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you’re still looking good!

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Stop obsessing over you face because it does not match your age. Happy birthday to you and your growing wrinkles.

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Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”

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Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

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Do you hear that whooshing sound? That’s the sound of your youth going down the drain. Happy birthday.

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Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?

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Let the kids at your party ask you about your age. While they try to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy Birthday.

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“I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say Happy Birthday!”

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I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!

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“It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”

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May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

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Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.

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It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other. Happy Birthday.

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For your birthday I got you hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes! Plus, dinner is on me!

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Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

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You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, happy Birthday!

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I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.

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You aren’t getting older. You’re gaining XP. And it isn’t a birthday party. It’s a level up party!

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Congratulations for being born many years ago…

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It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other. Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday! Don’t let your age get you down. Pretty soon, gravity will do the job for you.

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To the brother I never wanted. Happy Birthday!

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Dear hubby,
You define my past and my future.
And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

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‘In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years.’ – Abraham Lincoln

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Happy Birthday! We wanted a candle for every year but the fire brigade wouldn’t allow it…

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If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, it’s going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ask for!

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Best friends are like presents. You are always happy to see them. Happy birthday to the best present that life has given me.

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I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

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