Flirty Status For Instagram

 

Best collection of Flirty Status For Instagram in English You can Express Your feelings and situations on Instagram

 

1.

If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.

2.

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

3.

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

4.

The ideal body weight that I’m fighting so hard to achieve is your body on mine.

5.

I am a gangster girl who darts around wildly but flirts nicely.

6.

My heart is mine but I don’t know, it takes your side whenever I argue with it about you.

7.

Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

8.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

9.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

10.

I have my girlfriend in my eyes you just have eyes to see her picture.

11.

Every morning, I wake up with so much joy because I know that I’ll see you.

12.

Hey, I’m new in town, could you please tell me the direction of your house.

13.

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

14.

For some reason every love song makes me think of you

15.

You’re my snap-story, my latest tweet, and the only one I want to see on my Instagram feed.

16.

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine. Tails, I’m yours.

17.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

18.

Sometimes, you just have to be a beauty and a beast, too.

19.

I’m a gangster girl who darts around wildly but flirts nicely.

20.

Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

21.

Do I know you from somewhere? You look so much like my next girlfriend.

22.

Do you need a place to stay? My heart is open for you.

23.

My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.

24.

I can’t wait to be by your side again. Or on top, if you prefer.

25.

You must be a full moon, coz every time you are around me, I turn into a beast.

26.

If my menu doesn’t include you, it’s not a perfect menu.

27.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

28.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

29.

Even Google Maps doesn’t have the route to your heart. Can you tell me?

30.

I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. Clearly, one of us is in the wrong place.

31.

When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.

32.

I am busy thinking about some naughty stuff we did yesterday.

33.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

34.

The kind of feeling you give me is what people write in novels.

35.

Don’t worry, your computer isn’t frozen. You are just stunned by my beauty.

36.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

37.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

38.

This is my heart’s fault I haven’t done anything about it.

39.

When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.

40.

Make them stop and stare. The world is your stage.”

41.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and sugar may be sweet, but it is nothing compared to you.

42.

Any day I don’t talk to you, I count that day as incomplete.

43.

The only reason I learned how to flirt isto woo you.

44.

If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

45.

I promise that you won’t regret missing your sleep if you come and see me tonight.

46.

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

47.

My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.

48.

With me, you’ll always have a shoulder to lean on.

49.

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!

50.

I don’t know how to read lips. I can only do that when they are touching mine.

51.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH.

52.

Only after meeting you, I have learned how to live life.

53.

I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

54.

I know everything changes, but you’ll always be in my heart.

55.

Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.

56.

Even if I don’t see you, I will never lose sight of you in my mind.

57.

There’s just no way I can consume this scrumptious meal all by myself. Come let us eat together.

58.

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

59.

Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.

60.

Did you fall from the sky just to make sure I fall in love with you? Guess what! It worked.

61.

Till the day, I can hold you in my arms, I’ll hold you in my heart.

62.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

63.

I’m S.I.N.G.L.E.: Sexy, Innocent, Naughty, Gorgeous, Lustful, and Exciting!

64.

Girl, are you not tired? You have been running in my heart all day.

65.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

66.

When someone really cares about you, never lose his hand.

67.

Thinking of you is my favorite part of the day.

68.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you.

69.

I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?

70.

God made dirt. God made light. God made guys so that girls can flirt.

71.

If you were a tear I would never cry in fear of losing you.

72.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

73.

Follow your heart, but don´t be stupid.

74.

I am so in love with the way it feels when you sleep next to me.

75.

I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. One of us is in the wrong place.

76.

When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.

77.

I always wish I were your homework, so every morning, you will concentrate on me.

78.

You’re so hot. I get a tan just by looking at you.

79.

Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.

80.

This is the only piece of heaven you’re allowed to see right now.

81.

I’m like a fish out of water when I don’t see YOU!

82.

You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.

83.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your love.

84.

Did you fall from the sky, just to make me fall in love with you?

85.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

86.

The first thought I get when I wake up is you. You are the last thought I get before I go to bed. And when I sleep, I dream about you.

87.

Do you have an idea about what’s on the menu? It’s me-n-u.

88.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

89.

The reason why I’m posting this selfie is because I know you’re checking.

90.

Guess what I’m thinking about right now? You.

91.

Sometimes pictures are like a song you can’t get out of your head.

92.

Don’t stare too much otherwise you will fall in love with me.

93.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day. All I’m asking is just one from you.

94.

You see how I smile, right? You’re the reason I smile like that.

95.

If you fall in love with me, I’m not responsible for any damages. Consider yourself warned.

96.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

97.

I’ve got so much to say, but your eyes keep on interrupting me.

98.

If you don’t have a home you can live in my heart without paying rent.

99.

Be a little more you, and a lot less them.

100.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

101.

Whenever you smile at me, the gloomiest days turn sunny.

102.

They say good things come with time, and that’s why I’m always late.

103.

Come, see me tonight. I promise that you won’t regret missing your sleep.

104.

Yes, I am thinking so much about you right now.

105.

I am a very hot guy but if you hold me I can stay cool too.

106.

I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times already.

107.

Would you like to have me as your dessert?

108.

If you are staring at me right now, there’s no point being embarrassed. It just shows that you are interested.

109.

I love dark, bitter but strong people just like my coffee.

110.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day. All I’m asking is just one from you.

111.

I count whenever I think about you as my favourite part of the year.

112.

Does this selfie prove that pictures are like songs you can’t get out of your head?

113.

Take this chance to stare all you want. After all, I won’t be able to catch you looking at me.

114.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

115.

Prince Charming, where are you? Come, save me.

 

Flirty Status For WhatsApp

Best collection of Flirty Status For WhatsApp in English You can Express Your feelings and situations on WhatsApp 

 

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1.

I could name a burger at McDonald’s for you; it is called McGorgeous.

2.

One day you will wake up in a red room with no windows; do not worry, you are just inside my heart.

3.

I have heard that you are looking for a house on rent? You can live in my heart without paying any rent.

4.

I have a confession to make. I had a dream last night and you were making love to me. It was so hot baby.

5.

To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

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Flirty Status For Facebook

Best collection of Flirty Status For Facebook in English You can Express Your feelings and situations on Facebook 

 

1.

There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.

2.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

3.

The only person that goes through my mind is you.

4.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

5.

Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

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