Technology Status For WhatsApp

Technology Status For WhatsApp

 

Best collection of Technology Status For WhatsApp in English You can Express Your feelings and situations on WhatsApp 

 

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1.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

2.

I remember my first day on twitter. I was like, What the fuck is this shit?

3.

It’s better to let go with a simple in the face than to hold on with tears in eyes.

4.

A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your @ss, and usually full of Shit.

5.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

6.

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

7.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.

8.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open.

9.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.

10.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

11.

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. –Northrop Frye

12.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

13.

Be nice to people on your way up bcoz you will meet them on your way down.

14.

80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

15.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

16.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

17.

Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option?

18.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

19.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

20.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

21.

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

22.

The awkward moment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

23.

times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.

24.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

25.

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.

26.

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. –Douglas Adams

27.

Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

28.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…

29.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

30.

If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I’d walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again.

31.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

32.

I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

33.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

34.

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

35.

The awkward moment when I am just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.

36.

Don’t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!

37.

A good girlfriend saves at-least 20 GB of space on your computers.

38.

It’s not that we use technology, we live technology.

39.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

40.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

41.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

42.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

43.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

44.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

45.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are bi Textual.

46.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

47.

Hates that feeling when you just sent a text message and you instantly have to check to make sure you didn’t send it to the wrong person! Lol.

48.

He spoke well who said that graves are the footprints of angels.

49.

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. –R. Buckminster Fuller

50.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

51.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

52.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

53.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

54.

Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.

55.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

56.

Technology is not just a tool. It can give learners a voice that they may not have had before.

57.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

58.

Programming is like s3x, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

59.

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

60.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

61.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

62.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open.

63.

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.

64.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

65.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly

66.

The great growling engine of change-technology.

67.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

68.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

69.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

70.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size.

71.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

72.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

73.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

74.

That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

75.

Many people recognize that technology often comes with unintended and undesirable side effects.

76.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

77.

I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

78.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

79.

Our industry has invested so much money in technology that perhaps it’s time to invest in talent in people.

80.

With the way everything’s going now and the way that technology is going you can do a lot of things with a lot of different new materials.

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