Naughty Status For WhatsApp

Naughty Status For WhatsApp

 

Best collection of Naughty Status For WhatsApp in English You can Express Your feelings and situations on WhatsApp 

 

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1.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

2.

It’s so hard to text my girl at work, I always get so distracted.

3.

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

4.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

5.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

6.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

7.

I love texting my boyfriend pictures to make sure he comes right home.

8.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

9.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

10.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

11.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

12.

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.

13.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

14.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

15.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

16.

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

17.

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

18.

Waking up with my girlfriend is always a pleasurable surprise.

19.

Want to play Pearl Harbor. It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

20.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

21.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

22.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

23.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

24.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

25.

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

26.

Poke me now if you have ever had a crush on me.

27.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with same person.

28.

Everyone should save some water and shower with a buddy.

29.

Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

30.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

31.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

32.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

33.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

34.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

35.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

36.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

37.

Let’s play Titanic, you will be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.

38.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

39.

I don’t need a gym pass because my girl gives me such a workout.

40.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

41.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

42.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

43.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

44.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

45.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

46.

A man that respects a woman deserves at least one.

47.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

48.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

49.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

50.

A relationship is the best kind of exercise in my opinion.

51.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

52.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

53.

Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

54.

Could I touch your belly button from the inside?

55.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

56.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on..

57.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

58.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.

59.

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

60.

Nothing sends a shiver down my spine like a birthday text from my girlfriend.

61.

Nice legs? what time do they open?

62.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to bang you on the floor.

63.

Poke me just now if you have ever had a crush on me.

64.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

65.

One day when a date tells me he wants to send me a picture, it will be of his face.

66.

Of course, I am naughty. I have always had to compete for attention, you see.

67.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

68.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

69.

Be Strong I Whispered To My WIFI Signal.

70.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

71.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

72.

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

73.

My girl may be mad at me, but she can’t keep it up once we get home.

74.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

75.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

76.

TGIF: Thank God I am Fabulous.

77.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

78.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

79.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears! That Is True Love.

80.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk My Zipper!

81.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

82.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time

83.

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain.

84.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

85.

Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.

86.

I am thinking my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover

87.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears.

88.

It’s been a long time since I found someone who will Netflix and chill with me.

89.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

90.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

91.

Love is just love, it can never explained.

92.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

93.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

94.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

95.

Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.

96.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

97.

Poke me now if you? We ever had a crush on me.

98.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

99.

I love rain because it means I get to stay at home with my guy and pass the time.

100.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

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